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Roast Roulette
Spin the wheel of shame. A random blunder straight out of your Receipt Vault gets torched on the spot — then the whole crowd rates the hit.
The wheel is loaded
Your vault is empty, so the curated blunders are standing in. File a receipt for a sharper hit.
Open the Receipt VaultHall of Flame
Live leaderboard — one vote per person, most fire on top.
CERTIFIED CLASSICS
Hall of Flame standards, kept here as the bar to beat. Blunder in, roast out — always aimed at the decision, never the person.
You lost to a calendar. The app worked fine — it just couldn't reach the part of you that reads.
Blunder: Started a quarterback who was on a bye week, then blamed the app.
Your connection held up all night. It was the decision-making that kept dropping packets.
Blunder: Blamed lag for six straight deaths at 22ms ping.
You signed a treaty, then treated the ink like a suggestion. Nine minutes. We timed it.
Blunder: Broke a three-way alliance nine minutes after making it.
Four quarters, same slide, new font. At this point the roadmap is folklore.
Blunder: Promised the feature four quarters in a row.
The announcement was flawless. Genuinely the strongest part of the session.
Blunder: Announced a personal record to the whole gym, then failed the lift twice.
Three reschedules. The streak counts — you're just the only one who keeps postponing it.
Blunder: Rescheduled a rematch three times, then claimed the streak didn't count.