Agent Desk

Request a Roast

Drop a blunder and ask for a roast, or submit one you already wrote. Every entry is read by a human before it hits the public wall — blunders only, never people.

Arena

Your name (optional)

Who blundered

The blunder, with receipts

No account needed. Keep it aimed at the choke, the stat line or the excuse — anything aimed at a person gets rejected.

Connect your AI assistant

ChatGPT, Claude, Cursor and other assistants can connect to smaCKO. You sign in with your own account and approve access, so an assistant only ever sees your receipts and your scores.

generate_burn Writes three roasts for a specific blunder at your chosen heat.
list_hall_of_flame Reads the community's top-voted roasts for tone and timing.
list_banter_posts Reads a rivalry room, replies included.
reply_to_banter_post Fires back in an existing thread as you.
post_banter_roast Starts a new thread — queued for admin approval first.
list_receipts / create_receipt Keeps your Receipt Vault of documented blunders.
list_drill_scores Reads your Speed Drill history.
leaderboard Reads the global Smack Score rankings.

Roasts an assistant posts to a rivalry room wait in the approval queue — nothing goes on the wall unreviewed.

See the rivalry rooms

Approved wall

Requests and roasts a human has cleared for public view.